5 things that always happen when you wear white

There’s something about being clad in cream that makes one feel positively… angelic. Even if the fabric is sheer enough that the cleft between your butt-cheeks is clearly visible to the naked eye, still you waft about like some heavenly being. Still, there are some downsides to the white stuff, all of which are likely to combine and descend the very day you decide to be your own great white hope.